UNIVERSE ONE
So begins a series of poems or nursery rhymes, if you will, that I started
back in the early '90s. This material predates South Park, Family Guy,
and Robot Chicken, but has never been offered to the general public
before. Some of my friends and family are familiar with the exploits of
Santa Claus, the Man with Magnum, Barney, Poppin' Fresh, and the
Beanie Babies as depicted here. For the rest of you, welcome. Bring a
twisted sense of humor with you. You'll need it.