Red Christmas
Part Three
Rudolph Returns
A year has passed
Since carnage wrought
As for bad little boys and girls
Had Santa sought.
But Santa had no reindeer now
To be the head of his sleigh
Through dark and moonless nights
To brightly lead the way.
The vixen elf, now Mrs. Claus
Came in and offered a cure.
To bring back Rudolph from the dead
Would solve the problem for sure.
So the reindeer thawed from icy slumber
Was put through an arcane rite
Awakened from the land of dead
He was a hellish sight.
With burning eyes and rotted flesh
His visage would strike fear
Creature of earth, now demon-spawn
Was Rudolph, the fire-breathing Reindeer.
Vixen laughed
And called him names.
So, billowing Hellfire,
Rudolph set him in flames.
Now Santa and his reindeer
With thoughts both dark and dire
Set off into the night
And set the sky on fire.